idallas vs the purple monkey



	I was starting to enjoy my ride down the escalator when I noticed the woman in front of me, about 10 steps ahead. What was it about her? I was drawn to her. The way her bag swayed slightly from side to side. The way her hair cascaded over her shoulders. The milky whiteness of her blouse... She was pure evil! It was The Purple Monkey! What was I to do? I couldn't make a scene on the escalator. I was probably surrounded by Purple Monkey minions. Everyone around me was a suspect. I decided to bide my time. We were on an escalator. Where else could the Purple Monkey go? I just had to be careful. So I waited. go on>